A flag is a symbol... of anything which crawls about on its own
A flag is a symbol... of anything which crawls about on its own
Do you have one? Do you crawl about on your own?
I shudder to think... I shudder to think
I shudder to think... I shudder to think
that my misadventures in that mean paradise
will not earn me a flag of my own.

Snakes are misunderstood... I was one once
Snakes are misunderstood... I was one twice
My snakely needs... my snakely needs
My snakely needs... my snakely needs
inhaled whole mice... one at an urban time

I can't get out... of this cartoon reality!
I can't get out... of this cartoon reality!
The culture vultures pick my bones
The culture vultures pick my bones
The culture vultures pick my bones
and leave me screaming for Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Your failure to inform me... of society's demise
Your failure to inform me... of society's demise
leaves me heartbroken......................................
A simple box of candy would have sufficed.


Mo Digliani