I'm way confused...I'm way confused
I must be in the wrong room
I must be in the wrong room
I'm way confused
I'm way confused...I'm way confused
Hey, where are all my frames of reference?
Where are all my frames of reference?
Where are all my frames of reference?
Where's the Coke I drink? Where's my Pez dispenser?
Where are my Tic-Tacs and my alligator purse?
Where's my Sponge Bob t-shirt?
Where's my Red Sox hat?...my Power Puff girls
and my big black shoes?
Awww...I'm way confused
Yeah, I'm way confused

I must be in the wrong room
I must be in the wrong room
Ohhhh...I must be in a parallel universe, baby
I must be!
I must be...in a parallel universe, baby
I must be in a parallel universe, baby
I must be
Awww...Yeah...I'm way confused
I'm way confused

I better brush my teeth...I better go to my job
Maybe I'll get reoriented
in this parallel universe
Ahhhh... Nah, lemme out of here!
I'm in the wrong room...I'm in a parallel universe
like Bizarro Superman...I'm in another dimension
I'm not alienatated mom
I'm just in a parallel universe, yeah...
Maybe I'm not so confused...it feels all right
Maybe I won't brush my teeth
Maybe I won't go to my job
Maybe...maybe, I'll just take a walk
on the wild side...of the law!
Oooh...what LAW?