A grey soul piranha, Godzilla Guru
he mistook madonna for a chilly black dude
They were drilling a hole with a lit cigarette
He was packing a rod, they were under some stress
"I'm not really pregnant" she said with a laugh
"I was scratching an itch, it's a classical gas"
They were talking in code, they were both nervous wrecks
using more and more plastic, it's all they had left

Godzilla, Godzilla Guru, Godzilla
a true major dude, Godzilla, Godzilla Guru
So what do you want, a nail or a screw?

The Condo Redondo resounded in blue
while a trashy colossus, Godzilla Guru
he bit the big bullet and sat in a trance
while a grinning madonna did a stunning war dance
"So, jump, you old reptile" madonna she said
"You're radioactive, and it's gone to your head"
If looks could have killed, he'd have died in a flash
but the grey soul piranha was a megalomaniac!

Godzilla, Godzilla Guru, Godzilla
a true major dude, Godzilla, Godzilla Guru
You take on madonna? She'll take you to school!

"Hey, Godzilla...I love your prehistoric necktie
but I think it clashes with your thermonuclear libido"

Naked aggression and cars and machines
will shine up your backside and color you green
and with your last breath you can order a beer
but they won't really miss you, 'cause you never were here
People watch people and they have their vague wars
They fake the big bang and they empty their drawers
They carry pink guns and say "have a nice day"
There's a crack in the earth and who's gonna pay?

Godzilla, Godzilla that's who, Godzilla
a true major dude, Godzilla, you silly old fool
to grate hot potatoes with nary a tool!
Godzilla, Godzilla Guru, Godzilla, Godzilla Guru
You took on madonna, she took you to school!